I have the weirdest obsessionwith masturbating to Katy Perry’s song “Dark Horse.” I have absolutely no idea why this is. I’m not even a huge a fan of Katy Perry or the song for that matter. But for some reason this song really helps when I’m masturbating. So much so that by the end 2014 when Spotify showed you the songs you listened to the most and when “Dark Horse” came up a few times.
I stoppedusing any kind of porn a few years ago. I don’t mind if other people want to use it. But I prefer not to support an industry that doesn’t create the best images of women. (But that topic is for another time and place). Since I don’t have porn I really rely on music and my imagination.
Now that we understand my weird masturbation qualities let me state that tomorrow (Feb. 1st) is the Superbowl and Katy Perry is playing the half-time show.